My most disrespectful story that is almost true.
This is a story about the friendship, and the difficulties people have to deal with as friends, and also about the understanding what friendship means and what people have to sacrifice to maintain it, or, on the contrary, the lack of it all, especially tolerance, when it comes to people meeting alcohol.
It was New Year’s Eve. Everybody started to arrive to the place of celebration. The day was full with stress and preparation for the evening, so nobody expected a splendid night.
But despite that evening started surprisingly well. Almost everybody sat at the table and had nice dinner. They all were surprised how little means were needed to make incredibly sumptuous meal.
To clarify why almost everybody – one man that became a member of this group misunderstood the directions of the place of celebration.
Excitement filled the air, now everybody of the party waited for the chicken – the most important thing that was worth waiting for that night to come out of that oven golden brown, nice, crispy, and filled with apples and plums.
While participants of the celebration were waiting, the games began. They were cruel; reflecting signs rush and lies. But somehow everybody (emphasis on everybody, because soon there won’t be such a unity) enjoyed playing and hiding behind masks (palmar, to be direct).
It was time for fresh air, to be more precise, time for smoking some cigarettes. At that time no one knew that this breath of fresh air that reminded of the pinewood will change all their lives forever.
Elpidia was going down the stairs, where sat Adalberto and Anastacio. It also has to be said that the stairs there were very small. And Adalberto accidentally pushed Elpidia down the stairs. And the greatest accident was he didn’t really cared. But she was well-build and no stairs could hurt Elpidia or her spirit. With all her pain and bruises she was up quickly, and the fall didn’t affect her voice, which now could be heard far, far away.
Elpidia knew she’ll never let anyone to treat her like that, so, she smashed Adalberto’s head against the handrail. But Adalberto wasn’t born yesterday, and he also hated to be treated badly, so he pushed her into the snow and quickly made marvelous snow castle around her whose queen was Elpidia.
Thank God, there wasn’t Elpidia’s fiancé Gemino. He is a great wrestler, and there are rumors that he is the second in charge of Eastern mafia.
Evangelina was so jealous about the affection that Adalberto showed to Elpidia, that Evangelina got furious (and also a bit faster that usually). She pulled Adalberto away from Elpidia; she said she want the serious talk. But Adalberto replied that he didn’t give a crap what Evangelina thought.
And then it happened – the greatest fight of the year was about to start.
They both were mad, and the Adalberto’s indifference made Evangelina to spank her beloved man. Then Adalberto hit Evangelina so hard she almost learned to fly. In a response of that Evangelina took the nearest towel, rolled, and flipped it around Adalberto’s neck. Seeing his face turning from pale to red and than from red to blue made her feel the most eager lust. Feeling her strong hands and the tension in her body made him forget the condition. His passion was never bigger. They liked to play it hard. Though, this nice game caused non-talking between those two.
Dominga and Anastacio looked at each other and thought silently – yeah, more sparkly wine for everybody.
Emigdio left early, he was like a rat that leaves sinking ship. He said he was so popular that he had many parties attend in the New Year, but the real reason was that he was too flabby. He couldn’t handle the pressure; he couldn’t handle the truth about the big, evil world.
Kandelaria was devastated. She cried so hard and so loudly that even child that lost a candy couldn’t compare. The noises she made were so engaging that even the sound of the blunt saw ripping metal would remind sounds of paradise.
As soon as she saw all red and angry faces, she knew exactly – she’ll have to choose. Kandelaria will have to make the most difficult choice between her beloved sister and her husband Mr. Ambarino.
But maybe she was so hysterical only because of the Emigdio’s unexpected departure. We’ll never know, because whatever might have happened between Kandelaria and Emigdio, will be lost forever and they will always deny everything.
Desiderio wasn’t able to handle his beloved and now hysteric woman Mrs. Ambarino, so he got mad and furious. And as it happens to furious people, they get fast, and so did also happen to Desiderio. He was too fast to think about his own actions and the consequences they may cause. And then Desiderio called Elpidia in so nice words that even “bitch” would be the most polite. Elpidia wasn’t going to accept that horrible Desiderio’s behavior, so she simply cried blue murder back at him. If people across the river were already asleep, then now they were definitely not anymore. As the tiny argument between Elpidia and Desiderio was increasing, the air in the room became more and more intense. And then, as fighting with bad words wasn’t enough for the New Year’s Grand Opening show, the physical force was also used. Elpidia smashed her glass of nice sparkly wine against Desiderio’s chest. And for no understandable reasons she took her belongings and left.
Dominga, “More sparkly wine?” Anastacio, “Oh, hell, yeah!”
And then the real fest began, with lots of sparkly wine and hilarious jokes. The night couldn’t be better.
But that unexpectedly Elpidia came back with twisted ankle. And limping in her high heel boots, she quietly went to bed. By the way, she also called her fiancé Gemino and told him all the horrible things that had happened to her during the nice celebration. Gemino was shocked and devastated about his beloved’s poor position, so he promised to revenge and kill everyone that had hurt her innocent honey-pie.
The celebration went so fast, that no one even realized that it was time to go to bed. As nothing impressive happened during the splendid evening, everyone felt tired of the great boredom they all were dealing with at the celebration. When it was time for sharing beds, no one had any arguments or objections where and with whom to sleep, except Aloes who as usual was fighting back like a virgin before the big event.
However, Evangelina and Anastacio slept together, despite the relations between the members of that small party. They all were very good friends, they loved threesome, twice already.
Speaking of threesomes, at that night there were some new – Evangelina, Anastacio and Miguela; Kandelaria, Desiderio and Adalberto. That means only one thing – true friendship has no restrictions.
The morning was divine; there were plenty of food left.
Desiderio was a hero. He told things that everyone wanted to say for a long time but didn’t because of the fear or maybe just because of the common sense.
But unfortunately no one saved the cheerleader… So, we’re still in danger.